good news everyone, jeff bezos is experiencing consequences:

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i hope she takes his fucking money

TAKE THE KIDS MACKENZIE, TAKE HALF. GUT HIM.

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people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

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THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

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ohohohoh
but don’t forget guys!
underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender

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Those Confusing Adjustors 🔗

gstringofsuburbia

green day’s american idiot + dreams 

queenofnyongo

Lupita Nyong’o for Lancôme Rainbow Bright (2018).

apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active. 

holy fuck.

why are staff so incompetent

rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?

that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links. 


oh my god.

This is what happened to me!!

positivedoodles:
“[Drawing of a blue typewriter on a yellow background. There’s a page on the typewriter that says “Remember what you want and know you’re worthy and capable of it.” ”

[Drawing of a blue typewriter on a yellow background. There’s a page on the typewriter that says “Remember what you want and know you’re worthy and capable of it.”]

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

juhaniotsoberg

So I found a site that does a subscription box for your period- it sends you basics like hygiene products, pain medication as well as snacks and pampering stuff to make you feel good, 

but the best thing is they have a specialty boxes, like vegan or kosher only snacks but also 

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they specifically offer boxes for menstruating guys and nb folks. 

which is pretty darn cool.

it’s called bonjourjolie and I think it’s 1000% awesome tbh 

i think this is the best thing omf

@mygenderadventures, don’t know if this is content you’d put on your blog, but I think this is fantastic.

I don’t tend to post non-art stuff but thanks for the shout-out anyway!!! I’m sure this will be of interest to a few people here :)

This is such an exciting thing!!

Please don’t read the comments, some people are so embarrassingly uneducated and cruel. YNA supports our trans and nonbinary followers! ❤️❤️

Whoever came up with this idea is just awesome. They really take their costumers’ diets into account, like there’s so many options. Look at all this

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And if they still don’t have a box to accommodate your needs, you can even order special items and ask for a box that doesn’t have anything you’re allergic to in it

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Not to mention how amazing this is

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I hope this service might help some of you guys

glitterpen1s

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

lilsparrow72

I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film

nis-otps

It is a period drama

This is such an evil way to switch around statistics

It’s not even a skillful switcheroo…that stat is so awful and shameful and disturbingly high it reeks no matter how you say it.

patrickat:
“ iamsosmart-smrt:
“ how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:
“i cannot fucking believe i never realized this
”
So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown.
80% -...

i cannot fucking believe i never realized this 

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown.
80% - To pay for college
10% - To get out of a bad family situation
5% - Family Tradition
5% - Because of 9/11.

“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

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